The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Beaconsfield, Buckinghamshire


up to -60% today

Junior Suite

Cocktail Bar



English Restaurant




Thai Restaurant

Junior Suite

Cocktail Bar

English Restaurant

Junior Suite

Superior Room

Cocktail Bar

Deluxe Room

Cocktail Bar

Superior Room

Cocktail Bar

Townhouse Bedroom

English Restaurant

Townhouse Bedroom

Superior Room

A luxurious Buckinghamshire stay with exclusive Champagne, three-course dinner and more

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Up to-60% hotel's website rate ?
Accommodation in a Townhouse Bedroom, including continental breakfast and three-course set menu dinner.

This offer also includes a bottle of Tsarine by Adriana Champagne in the room and two flutes of Lanson Père et Fils Champagne on arrival.

Continental breakfast is served in the Main Bar and English Restaurant from 7-10am. An upgrade to an a la carte breakfast is available at an additional cost, paid directly to the hotel. Three-course dinner is served in the English or Thai restaurant (please note the Thai restaurant is closed Mondays) Please note that set menu dishes cannot be swapped or changed and dietary requirements cannot be catered for, including vegan etc. Dishes may vary.

This offer is available for stays between January and August 2018 and is based on two adults only. Cannot be used in conjunction with any other offers or vouchers


Pets are not allowed in this hotel.

Check-in is at 3pm and check-out at 11am.

A discretionary service charge of 12.5% will be added to your final food/drinks bill.

Any required dinner or massage reservations are subject to availability and must be booked in advance

Travel is not included.

The discount:

We advertise this offer at up to 60% off. We calculate this discount percentage based on the rates we offer compared to the hotel's website rate. An example of our top discount is:

On 20/02/2018, two people may book a one-night stay in a Townhouse Bedroom (inclusions as noted above) and will pay £295 per room, per night compared to the hotel's website rate of £733 per room, per night. Based on this calculation, by booking with Secret Escapes, you will save 60%.

The discount, price and availability stated above were checked on 11/01/2018

The offer is 100% non-refundable and date changes are not possible once the booking has been made.

A luxurious break at this iconic boutique hotel, with Champagne on arrival, lavish three-course dinner, a bottle of exclusive Tsarine by Adriana Champagne and extensive continental breakfast - celebrating the opening of 12 new superior rooms

A stay at The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is an unforgettable and frankly unmissable experience. Behind the historic 15th-century façade hide lavish and luxurious interiors that are the envy of even an interiors mag photographer. If you're looking for the wow factor, you came to the right place.

Holding fort in the heart of Beaconsfield as the town’s oldest documented building, the hotel opened to a fanfare of praise and hopped straight onto Condé Nast’s Hot List for The Best New Hotels in the World. The decadently decorated boudoirs are positively dripping with opulent chandeliers, huge gilded mirrors, heavy tasselled drape curtains and luxuriously plump and pillowy beds. Think Henry VIII, in entertaining mode...
Aptly self-described as ‘the antithesis to bland hotels’ and one of a small and esteemed group of The Crazy Bear properties, this exclusive boutique hotel knows how to pamper you mercilessly. While away the hours quaffing cocktails and nibbling small plates in the opulent bar, or if the weather treats you well, head outside for a dip in the outdoor pool and Jacuzzi.

Dining at the hotel is a decadent experience with a choice of English and Thai restaurants, lavish bar and Moroccan Lounge. If fine dining isn't enough of a delight for the senses, you could treat yourself to a Thai massage in the luxe treatment rooms.

Good to know

The Crazy Bear Group is a collection of outstanding hotels and restaurants with an impressive list of awards and accolades, including 'Coolest Hotel Chain' by
Prestige Events Magazine’s Cool Venue Awards, The Sunday Times' Top Ten British Hotels and Condé Nast Traveller’s Hot List.

Beaconsfield is just 20 minutes from London Marylebone by train.


Overloading the senses with their extravagant and perfectly executed sultry decor, the individually-designed rooms scream luxury and excess, complete with soft leather flooring, gilded furniture in metallic hues, and lavish velvet, satin, and brocade textiles. With dim mood lighting and a rich colour palette, the whole vibe is a hedonistic dream. The stakes are raised from Townhouse to Deluxe, Superior to Junior Suites, and finally, the Suites – most with their oversized freestanding copper bathtubs which fill from the ceiling in a dramatic waterfall effect (Townhouse and Deluxe Rooms do not have baths). All come with an en-suite shower room and luxurious bathroom amenities.


You’ll be utterly spoilt for choice by the array of delicious dishes available at this amazing hotel. The emphasis is on gourmet feasting and a lot of the artisan produce is supplied by The Crazy Bear’s very own Farm Shop and Smokehouse, including rare-breed meats reared at The Crazy Bear Farm in Stadhampton Oxfordshire.

The lavish English restaurant is open every day, serving breakfast from 7-10am, afternoon tea from 12-7pm (or 12-5pm on Friday and Saturday), and a vast a la carte menu from 12-10pm. The decadent Thai restaurant is open Tuesday to Sunday, offering modern Thai cuisine from 12-3pm and 5:30-10pm.

Breakfast is an equally exquisite affair, with a continental buffet offering an array of delectable delights, including artisan pastries and breads, boiled free range hen's eggs laid on The Crazy Bear Farm, meats, cheeses, cereals and more.

The main bar is open Sunday to Thursday (12pm-12am) and Friday and Saturday (12pm-1am).

Please note that set menu dishes cannot be swapped or changed. Dietary requirements cannot be catered for, including gluten-free, vegan, etc. Dishes may vary.

Sample menus for the Thai and English restaurants can be viewed here and here.

Please be aware that a credit card pre-authorisation of £150 will be required at check-in to cover any incidentals during your stay, this will be released following bill payment at check-out.


Slap bang in the heart of the historic market town of Beaconsfield, you’re well placed to explore the nearby restaurants and shops, and beyond that, there's the green countryside of Buckinghamshire. This is a perfect weekend destination for city-tired Londoners - you can reach Beaconsfield Station in just 20 minutes on the fast train from London Marylebone.

There is limited parking on site and this is subject to availability on arrival.

Old Town, Beaconsfield, Buckinghamshire HP9 1LX

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We like

  • Sipping handcrafted cocktails in the decadent main bar among giant chandeliers and opulent no-expense-spared furniture
  • Feasting on deluxe dishes in the elaborate English and Thai restaurants
  • Sinking into the plush bedding, surrounded by velvet draperies, gilded decor, and lavish leather flooring

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